SadMan Duck

Lemonade Anyone?

"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."
SadMan Duck

No Room For Jello?

Read the article here.....

  Admit it: You are afraid of mad cow disease a little bit. Actually, you're afraid of the human version, Creutzfeld-Jakob Disease.  You eat a burger or a steak and then ten years later you start walking a little unsteadily, slurring your words. Your personality changes - you get aggressive, or paranoid.  From there it's insanity, coma, and death as your brain turns to jello.

And despite what you have heard, there is not always room for jello.
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SadMan Duck

HOLY FSKING SH1T!!

   So, I've been SUPER stressed about finding a job. I still have $15 in my pocket,
but I'm gonna go buy a pack o' smokes when I get done with this post. I can't handle
all this crap without a smoke - Anyway - before I digrees too far:
   So, I had this killer interview yesterday as you probably know from my previous post.
My dad said I should send them an e-mail and just thank them for letting me come in (you know - BS them some more). So I went to do that today and there was an e-mail from them! Here is an excerpt from that:

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Hi John –
How did your meeting go with our team on Monday? Things were very positive from our end and I would love to hear your thoughts on the position.
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So I call her and she is soo excited. Asked me again what I would like in way of compensation.  I told her and she said "not a problem" (makes me think I should have asked for more!).  I have all my references in order and just e-mailed them off. She said they should make a
decision by Friday! OMG!! I am SO excited I think I just peed in my pants.  (No, I do not sit around naked and post on the Internet. Well, not today anyway).
   So - if you weren't already - cross your fingers for me! I really want / need this job!!

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